There’s a gig on tonight, do you fancy going?

Should be a sell out, you were lucky I got tickets really.

It’s in my friend’s room across the hall from me, it’s in his self contained flat,

you O.K. with sitting on a worktop and don’t forget if you need to smoke,

you will have to crowd surf across at least a three people sat down

and then watch out for the girl on the ground floor

who likes to catch leavers and ask for photographic evidence

of the set-list so she can write a review of the sound that