I hit upon a theory one warm night in mid-June,

just a simple thought but one

that nagged at me all through the next day,

one that I wish I could have had years ago

and saved me from a lot of bother

as I chased after women

when I was younger.

 

The theory, I must impart this to my boys,

unless they grow up as men to whom the carrot,

the sprout and the Quorn  appeal,

is that if when round the women’s house