If the thought of the deceitful behaviour resulting in the

unkindness of Ravens, who cackle

in delight as they plot and scheme and smirk during the sentimental speech

at the wake of a buzzard and the hippopotamus  gloating as his bloated

views on such things are taken with a pinch of salt,

then be more concerned for the actions of another,

for the arrogance of Seagulls is absolute.

They strut round with conceit and an air of self importance

that belies their place in society. They may not be bottom