By voting in or out

Britain could still be in the Eurovision

Song Contest, by voting out

or in, there might still

be an arsehole in Number 10, by voting

in or out, you could find

another arse waiting in the wings,

(or you might not), by

voting out, voting in

or even spoiling your paper,

one set of people will be happy,

(we didn’t vote for that)

and another will be spitting rags

(we didn’t vote for that either…did we?),

by voting in or out or even picking the fluff