I was there on the day that the Devil was kidnapped by God.

I wasn’t sure exactly which one it was

as they all look the same to me

but I know she had form as a hijacker and usurper of religions past

and now was after the biggest bruiser of the lot to aid in a deity war

that would confuse humanity.

Bundled into the back of a long black hearse,

I hid out of sight as the Devil kicked and cursed and bemoaned