It might seem like a big thing to most of the people in the world

But I have never really enjoyed dancing

The Quick Step or a Tango across a clean cut lawn and through the rose bed.

Don’t get me wrong, as in my head I am cool as Fred Astaire

Or even as good as Ginger Rogers but obviously not in high heels.

You see I wanted to dance as it always looked so much fun,

However,

When I first tried it having found a willing and wonderful dancer,