The Thirty Nine Steps, Theatre Review. Playhouse Theatre, Liverpool. 2016.

Liverpool Sound and Vision Rating 9/10

Cast: Richard Ede, Olivia Greene, Andrew Hodges, Rob Witcomb.

The secrets of The 39 Steps have long been discussed, bandied around the drawing rooms of gentleman clubs and inner circles of foreign governments for such a long time that the dashing pencil moustache and rugged figure of Richard Hannay positively quivers at the thought of saving the country from the dastardly plot afoot.

Salvador Dalek.

A maverick with moustache,

whiskers like crinkle cut oven chip

all oiled marvellously into shape

and the eccentricity

to see Time melt away, is still

a conformist if they don’t believe

in anarchy, that the rebel without

a cause and who only talks

of days when revolution can be painted,

is only in truth

neither individual or machine,

the Salvador Dalek

of the artistic world.

 

There is no insanity to this work,

it is no one of a kind

to find

The Tarnished Queen Of Times Square.

Deposit fifty cents in English

and you will see the Queen

of New York strip, pull back the latch,

take in the scene and I promise

that the eyes will widen

and the legs will turn to jelly

for behind the peep show here

in the greatest city on Earth,

for about a minute,

you will feel royalty,

you my English friend will understand

the true meaning of being

the King of Times Square.

 

The Peep show, vaguely understood,

randomly implicit, silently mistaken,