A Lifetime At Lords.

I dreamed of playing on an English lawn.

The gentle ripple of applause as I waved acknowledgment

To all quarters for my prowess at staying out in the middle

As I knocked off the 100 runs

Before Tea

 In front of a passionate Lords crowd.

Botham was my hero, joined at the hip

With Gooch when he scored 333

Until he flicked

The ball away in act of what seemed tiredness.

Botham was my hero, cricketing god

Joined by Atherton, Willis, Lamb, DeFretias, Hussain, Stewart, Tufnell, Cork

And in later years Strauss, Anderson, Cook

Flintoff

And Bell.

The delivery is perfect, the shoulder rolled

And shimmered in the bright sun hanging over the

Bowlers crown. The defence takes guard and

Rests.

I saw ladies and gentlemen in every empty seat

As I finally went to the home of cricket

And soaked up the thoughts of radio transmissions with

Dear old Henry Blofeld as my guide through wet days

Sick days, off days, and perfect days as the sunshine of my youth

Relayed to me every delivery, wide, full toss and stumping;

Of every six, four, hurried run, lazy approach and dropped catch.

The embarrassed silence peppered by the odd sound

Of name calling to the shame of the second slip.

First over, then over and over again.

My radio has changed shape, size and function,

It is my blade, my wooden shield against the

Force of nature of Kapil Dev, of Marshall and Thompson,

 The brilliant scourge of Alan Donald and the terrifying

Appeal of the heroic umpire signalling me caught.

This is a dream come true.

The break for lunch, the interview held.

This is a dream of which I stood in the middle of the green grass

And wanted to take up arms

Against the foreign invader

In the 22 yards between me and the man

Who desired my wicket.

The taste of battles that raged long after the batsman

And bowler had locked horns in the arena

Of gentlemanly conduct.

Blood seeped out from every corner of the Long Room

Of the history that Thomas Lord had sought.

I take guard, I take pictures, snapshots with both my eyes

And my camera. The lens of one better than the lens of the other,

Yet I have imagined so much more being born to the sound

Of England winning The Ashes on the radio in ‘71.

My mum and dad, I imagined asking

Me to stay in the pavilion, booted up, until it was over and England had won.

Don’t you dare come out to bat

Until the last run is scored.

Lord’s on a September afternoon 42 years later

Is a million light years away from that day

With Peter’s Finger signalling it was time

For the sweat to be soaked up and for the pressure to

Begin

The presentations over, the picture with the urn taken

Holding a replica with gentle and unashamed reverence.

The picture in my head scoring the winning run to claim

The Ashes, weapon held aloft

In salute to the crowd that had cheered every flash of the blade

And cringed at every miss-timed shot of which there was many.

I leave Lords with my head held high, my bat gripped between my hands

With solemnity but a grin inside

That I never once was out to Shane Warne

That I was never bowled by Kapil

And I was never stumped for an answer

To one of Muralitharen’s deliveries.

 Ian D. Hall. 2013