It was a far cry from the wail that finished off
any love I felt for the town
that nestled between drowning rivers
and the place where the white hart died
centuries before, running out of steam
on pastured land and from where
a rotten borough took place;
gentle snoozing town,
I was out of place, despite having
the strongest of connections
in a cottage in Peter’s Finger.
This hamlet market town, the piper of county
thought and woe betide country way,
never step out of place,
Where is Hawkeye Pierce now when we need him?
How’s that global warming now
as a terrible storm of winter
looks to
follow the
damned and
the
final sunset over Korea…
Ian D. Hall 2017
Behind the podium,
nobody can tell if his tale is waggin’
as he tries to keep his Master’s jaw
from saggin’, this Mutt,
this hound with Washington Dog Rot
at the heart of his soul,
surely in pain, for how else
do you suggest his brain works,
when he can consider it O.K.
to suggest a chemical weapon
wasn’t used in Europe’s back yard
and that the bones this Mutt has now dug up
just don’t exist at all.
Come on Spicer, come on boy, roll over,
The taxi had ground to a halt
somewhere down the Kirkdale Road,
hurrying home now in jeopardy, now a part
of the routine
of travelling and being ill
as bones shook to death,
out of the corner of my eye,
I saw a young lad, no more than eight
and small, Gerard sized, packing a wallop
with a ball against his parents’
wall and no doubt making the vase,
brought as a present by an aunt with no taste,
all kaleidoscope and narrow lip,
wobble on a hastily put up shelf.
This would have been so much simpler
seventy years ago, distant edible Time
gone by, a hopeful spot of lunch
and various glass sizes of whisky
and beer filling my insides,
the White Hart
a mess of staggering proportions,
eye sight blurred and voice slurred,
I would have bowed to the words
of Dylan, the master of such dramatic pause…
and shuffled along my own feeble attempt
in which to capture a moment
in fag cut haze, breathing it in,
sideways glance to a booth where my words
I want to be on a private beach,
picking sand and shadows
out of my bellybutton, admiring the view
of a secluded castle on the hillside
and the dense wood
that nestles around it,
far from home
when the sunburn hits me,
when nations clash
over such stupidity
on the beach, as they play war games
with tin boats and daring rhetoric,
I want nothing more than to be sipping
a cold beer as my skin goes red
and peels,
getting sunburned in the Med
It is the beautiful lie
that makes us believe that Central Park
lays empty, photographed at four
in the morning and any sign
of lingering, full of early morning dew humanity
photo-shopped out,
leaving only the light green grass and the sound of silence
in a city of broken and disturbed dreams,
the snore and the wide awake call
of the alarms and the beautiful
that reside on avenues and in sewers;
for tourism depends fully on the calculated
and erasable lie.
I wish I had his talent,
not a phrase denoting green eyed fury
or jealous wrath
but just an adoration for the detail in elegant brush
strokes, thin line drawn
pencil men
which are more human than I.
An allusion perhaps dear Cyrano
to the master of clogs and dogs,
of factory gates at closing time
and scuffed hats thrown in the air
at the dead of dawn;
yet Cyrano, I might love Lowry,
how could you not after all,
but I am entranced by your work,
If only he had stuck to painting murals,
if only he wasn’t driven by nature
and run over constantly
by the Greyhound buses that skipped
and lolled through the desert
and 92 degrees heat, if only
he wasn’t such an arsehole,
we might have liked him more.
If only he had found a way
to curb his appetite,
to not clip the wings
of his bird
of prey, of his chosen meal
that would stop his mind from being obsessed,
if only he could change that nature,
Does it matter what colour your passport is
as long as you can travel safely
and experience the whirlwind world,
not be covered in ivy as you recede
into a fool’s paradise of post imperial pride.
I grew up with maps of pink,
I didn’t see the point of ownership,
embrace the blue, the green, the rampant red, the saffron,
I couldn’t care less about borders,
If we all had the same, then nobody would
suffer from envy, nobody would be jealous…
in theory