Category Archives: Poetry

The Sarcastic God In The Pews.

The handshake

from one who supposes himself to be God,

sarcasm overflowing and it is there

in plain sight, drool dripping in anticipation

of the take down, of owning a soul

and making them feel as stupid,

as insignificant

as an ant in a silver filled ant mound,

his home destroyed by the handshake

and the hose pumping hot toxic metal.

It was offered in a church,

both the biting sarcasm and the handshake,

both accompanying the sound of a section

of music that tinkled over the church hall pews

Hand In Hand In The Grave.

I don’t believe in burials,

outdated and morbid,

better to be free in the air,

to let your soul soar

through time than be in the ground,

cold, alone, aloof, who would want that;

yet if we still love each other

at the moment of passing,

I would want be safe with you,

let a future grave digger

find our bodies side by side,

holding hands

and perhaps your head resting

on my bony shoulders.

 

Ian D. Hall 2017

Burned Out On Holy Corner.

I slowly ground to a halt

on the intersection of the Holy Corner, my mind

blowing hard on Paradise and Whitechapel,

Lord Street and Church, I was crossed

on all sides, spectacles, tentacles, wallet and watch

and the Friday night throng of people passed me by,

invisible, concealed by own thoughts of the weekend ahead

and disguised by looking aimless, a waste

of space and noticed only as being in the way,

get out of the way, get out my way,

the unseen only sighted when they dare make a noise.

Let’s Raise A Glass To The Death Of Dinosaurs.

The dinosaurs

were not wiped out by an asteroid,

they just refused to

believe

that their time had come

and the people

were finally angry enough

to demand

that they pass away

and take their capitalist policies

with them.

 

Ian D. Hall 2017.

Helium.

 

I don’t envy

at all,

that you get to play

with the helium all the time,

I don’t require the need to

hog it, to keep others

from dipping their fingers

into the fun

and pulling the vital resource

into ever quicker decline,

I have used it once,

I enjoyed it

and whilst I would like to hear

someone else giggle as their voice

went higher and more ridiculous,

I have no envy that you keep it

wow all to yourself;

An Apology From Her.

There is a carving, whittled by skeletal hand

and conceived of by a man angry with God

that sits beyond Time and the whistle

of a train carrying death.

I echo those thoughts, even as an atheist,

I repeat the philosophy

daily, not out of spite, not out of fear

and retribution by those seeking revenge,

just honesty,

that if there is a God,

for the wrongs done in her name,

the next time we meet,

she had better apologise.

 

Ian D. Hall 2017

Worry, They Are Still There.

Yes, it is a victory for common sense

and decency, our Gallic cousins

showing the way to truly be

a member of the Human Race,

yet let us not forget,

let us make sure we remember

that despite the horrors

visited upon the French

by a despicable regime

in our grandparents’ time,

that eleven million of them

still unbelievably backed

a party steeped in fascism;

that is the point,

that a third who voted

saw the opportunity to seize the past

once again.

 

Caught Somewhere Between Cornwall And Midland Son.

I want to hold your hand today,

you made me far too independent

and I am so far away, a life time

perhaps, a sense of searching for identity

urging me on to be something more than

a boy of Cornwall and a son of the Midlands,

somewhere in between, always torn

between the two and with the honour

of both branded, indelibly tattooed,

deep into my sometimes angry,

always passionate heart.

As you wait at home for news

from the calling of the foundry,

In Defence Of Stephen F.

It is funny how people will get offended

by the use of language, a single swear word

than by the actions of the state,

of the lies told and spread by Government,

that someone can be upset by the use

of God to drive a point

rather than a church that defends

the most indefensible;

I am no lover of certain words,

some, despite appearances, are useful,

they are the memories of truth

that we cannot bring ourselves to utter,

be proud in the use of them,

My Pre-Existing Condition.

I was born with a pre existing condition,

passed down genetically and without selective behaviour,

I was born, hopefully like you,

with this specific snag

in my blood, in my genes,

not to want, to enjoy, to take any satisfaction

from pissing people off, to let them get on with life

and should they fall ill,

then not to be too blunt,

to not be a dick and hope that society cares enough

about all those born, to see them, to care for them,

to understand that the unseen ailment,