Category Archives: Poetry

A Police Baton Raised.

Police baton raised in Barcelona streets

and a point raised

is shouted down in Madrid

with force, with a flowering

of violence,

a crashing down

on someone’s head,

falling down,

falling down,

Spain’s soul

is in an unhappy state,

the homage to Catalonia

is lost in time,

falling down,

raised tempers, words of disrespect,

falling down, down

as anger flares and firemen and police clash,

how long before the baton becomes the gun

becomes the wood becomes the bullet

fired in the air, into

Fat Thumbs (Texts).

Hillp, Jelli,

(bother)

Hello nate, mate,

Blinet, blimey, that’s geeat mews,

Nole, nipe, nope not seem your sitter around

recently, fidnt, didn’t knoe sheep was

going back to yni, I hope sheep

gets the reslut sheep deserbed, sheep

wad always a geeat, ham worlet, waker,

warker, worker.

Whem do yiu get jome from prosin,

P]risim, prisoin, (damn) when are yiu released?

Anyway, fat thumbs at the reast, teadt, ready, herr,

Don’t crew up your remaning dates, days,

wouldn’t  want you blowing

your feesdom, freedsam, freedon, freedom,

The Lord Of The Onion Rings.

 

The Lord of the Onion Rings

Master of the Hula Hoops

Cheesy crunchy Monster Munch

I am the Lord of the Onion Rings

Giant bag of Krips Crisps to crunch

Addicted to Cheese Cheddars

And original Ritz crackers

just can’t stop eating them!

The Tubular crisps

will clog my arteries

and place on the Porcelain

Kingdom of thrones

The Lord of the onion rings

will be on unexpected journey

to Bogtroll land once more!

 

John F. Hall

The Night You Were In Town.

The night you were in town,

I could not get to see you,

was that planned,

was it just the latest

in a long line of inside

out misunderstandings,

that if I bumped into you,

if I should set my eyes

on your supposed beauty,

would I just crumble

into dust

or would I rise like a tiger

in the cage, mad, bad and dangerous

to approach trapped and with my own eyes

blazing, burning bright.

The night you came to town,

The Christmas Season Jumper.

 

The Christmas seasonal jumper,

knitted who knows where,

on sale, colourful,

advertised on line,

a few happy smiling faces

no doubt, a few jokes

and dig in the rib expense

as photographs are shared

in the immediate world,

secretly hoping to make it big

as a meme;

a Christmas jumper,

be it still September,

and sharing space

with the devastation

and ruin that has torn

Puerto Rico apart.

But it is O.K., Christmas is here

always early.

 

Selly Park.

 

How long since you were on the map for anything,

small hamlet off Dogpool Lane,

squeezed between Stirchley, Selly Oak

Edgbaston, Moseley, and the Bourneville dark,

it is hoped

that W.H Auden drifted and mused along

the once leafy roads as he conjured

a rhyme of two along the Pershore Road

or dreamt of ducks at the top

end of the old potato fields

where children would force the Rae

to go round a makeshift dam.

Chinese Burn in make shift

Playground and the illegally drunk

The Men From U.C.L.A.

Men in white coats, Scientists of the mind

Coming to take me away

to be fully institutionalised

I’ll have my own padded cell

and Savile Row straightjacket

liquid cosh to keep me Quiet

They will arrive in a non descript

Laundry van to disguise their activities

hidden in plain sight, denial plausibility

extremely clandestine covert plan

The Men from U.C.L.A.!

 

John F. Hall 2017

It Blows.

 

I know it is in the mind,

these long dragged out

moments of disrepair, of broken

down machine inside fragile skin,

but that doesn’t help,

for those thoughts

of neglect, of bottomless

Universal humour

are always willing and able

to give me the broken eye socket,

the bleeding eye and bruises;

I know that, but still

the blows keep coming.

 

Ian D. Hall 2017

Coventry.

It is a cold harsh place,

this Warwickshire town,

not one for me,

placed there

undeservedly,

once, cycling there for work

and feeling the chill, placed there

again and the frosty atmosphere

afforded this poor son

of Birmingham;

I don’t know how Lady Godiva

kept her private life

warm.

 

Ian D. Hall 2017

A Ticket Home.

I bought a ticket

to go home

for the funeral,

it rained for a while

as I chose times and the ease

of passing

over one or two station stops.

Your mum was important to you,

I would have changed

at every station

if it helped at all.

 

Ian D. Hall 2017