There She was walking

down the street, she got done

for DUI now she’s out on her feet,

serves her right, serves her well,

now her feet are going to swell,

she drove whilst pissed,

she deserves to go to Hell.

 

She used to look good, she used to look fine

but she caught the judge on a good day

and copped a lengthy fine.

 

Before He knew it, the police were on to him,

smoking pot at the wheel and polishing off a gin,