No, sorry,

can you prove you are a politician?

I know you say you are,

but you look too well.

I realise that as we are sat here discussing your future

you might be concerned that you

are worried about your benefits,

that being struck off the list

to be eligible for a huge salary, expenses,

wined and dined, your opinion sought,

a lucrative second job perhaps,

not quite what you said at our last meeting,

you didn’t declare that outside interest

did you,