It might appear to be a suggestion

but even in the most dire distress

do not take exceed the stated dose,

the small print on the packet

which can stop

your day turning…well turning.

 

When the Senakot packet

cautions do not take more than two

of these little pills, then for your own

sake, pay heed as you would

a big scary sign, admonishing

the feeding of squirrels, birds,

furry creatures or even hippos

on park property…take heed.

 

When the notice all the way round

the lion enclosure says

keep back, these creatures are dangerous

do not lean in as they strike up

their instruments in a jazz

freestyle situation, they don’t like

being put off their stride…take heed.

 

Warning, do not touch,

fondle, grope, caress, rub

or attempt to put your tongue down

an electric fence, the result

is a mess and can cause

the fence to be a little shocked

at your forwardness, buy it dinner first,

be a gentleman, don’t be a fool

to the electric fence and respect

its boundaries…take heed.

 

Do not dive bomb in the swimming pool,

do not take a heavy pet in,

a hamster is fine, give your goldfish

a new experience and see that

memory improve

but do not place a Blue Whale

in trunks in the local pool,

they will only win the one

metre race with ease…take heed.

 

When the stated dose

says take two only,

do not take three, no matter

what you think, do not wash down

with a natural laxative

of your favourite chocolate bar

and three pints of water in rapid fire succession…

take heed, for the sake of the toilet…take heed.

 

Ian D. Hall 2016